Alaska!!

I'm up here in Petersburg, Alaska, catching my future meals. I caught a 70 pound halibut a few days ago, and I plan to go out for more. Stay tuned for new halibut recipes, and pictures. TONS OF PICTURES!!!!!

My cheesecake!!

All other cakes bow to the glory of my Cheeseosaurus Rex Cake!! a.k.a Chesus Christ. Eat of his flesh.

The Cake of Cheesse

"I've had a taste of his cheesecake. I'm a cheesecake connoisseur and it was awfully good. How serious is he? He's serious enough to be studying it every day in his classes and have an internship last summer. It's something he's always desired to do"

~Jim Les

  Today,  I will make a cheese cake. Because, there is nothing that screams deliciouse and I'm a fatty like a cake of cheese. It's my super top secert recipe. It's printed on a cheesecake pan, that I bought at Goodwill. I bet you would like a bite. But, you can't because you're the internet and it will spoil before I can email it.

Behold! The Grail. Rolling pin not required.

Ingredients

• 15 graham crackers, crushed
• 2 tablespoons butter, melted 
• 4 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese
• 1 1/2 cups white sugar
• 3/4 cup milk
• 4 eggs
• 1 cup sour cream
• 1 tablespoon vanilla extract

Directions

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9 inch springform pan.
2. In a medium bowl, mix graham cracker crumbs with melted butter. Press onto bottom of springform pan.
3. In a large bowl, mix cream cheese with sugar until smooth. Blend in milk, and then mix in the eggs one at a time, mixing just enough to incorporate. Mix in sour cream, vanilla and flour until smooth. Pour filling into prepared crust.
4. Bake in preheated oven for 1 hour. Turn the oven off, and let cake cool in oven with the door closed for 5 to 6 hours; this prevents cracking. Chill in refrigerator until serving.

FOOD!

Google defines food as; Any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink, or that plants absorb, in order to maintain life and growth.
 I prefer my own definition.
1. An intense feeling of deep affection. I love food.
2. To cause or tend to an addiction. An addictive drug.
  Really, all I did was smash the definition of love and addictive together. "Love you say?" Yes, Love. I feel passion for food. Not like I do for my wife, but something different. I don't want to take food out on a date, but I would like it to be there.
   Food is The Great Uniter. What else can bring people together like food? It even brought Jesus and his betrayer together before his death. If not for the TV Dinner, families of the late 50's and early 60's would have fallen apart.

   Sometimes after a long day at work all I can think of is eating. Food doesn't judge. It will never say your slacking, or your not working to your full potenial. No, food just sit there works while you eat.
   In short, I love you food. You're like an old friend I haven't seen in years. Yet, we meet every day.

Here's Lacey (my wife), showing her affection for Thai food.

And this is Boylan Soda on the rocks. It's a liquid food. Yummy!